Monday, June 9, 2008

Audrey Hepburn is FAT

This is the epitome of lazy! Audrey Hepburn, our "miniature" schnauzer is sitting her big self on her pillow eating her dinner. Seriously, is this Rome? Just look at her licking her chops! She is in hog heaven. What she doesn't know is that I am putting her on a diet. Audrey Hepburn is fat! I wonder if the real Audrey Hepburn was ever on a diet? I bet not. I also bet that no one, except me has ever uttered the words, "Audrey Hepburn pooped in the playroom." or "Audrey Hepburn just threw up and ate it." Or " I had to pull a dryer sheet out of Audrey Hepburn's butt last night." Maybe the first two, but I guarantee no one has said the last one! I can't even believe that I have said it!

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Jaynie said...

And again I say, hmmm, wonder what your veterinarian would say about that?

Well, anyway, it's a good thing she has a pretty face and is a good dancer (Audrey Hepburn, not your veterinarian).

Tessa said...

My vet has a pretty face I am not sure about her dancing!

Chrystal Sturm said...


Tonight Kevin yelled, 'No, Brody! Don't cut off your mustache." Piqued?

Ealier today, Brody had the choice of buying a bag of green Army men or one Groucho Marx-esque pair of glasses w/attached nose. Bushy eyebrows and mustache included. Turns out, he's a comedian.

Fast foward to just before dinner when Brody decides he'd like to cut of the mustache b/c it tickled him.

We joked that "Don't cut off your mustache" was probably the last thing he'd ever thought he'd yell at his 3 year old son.

"Audrey Hepburn is fat" is really funny tho. AND fat Audrey Hepburn is funny too!

{love that you've added photos to the last few posts! I love seeing those kids of yours!!}

Jacque Curtis said...

You just make me laugh when I need it the most! I love your family!

Jacque Curtis said...

You just make me laugh when I need it the most! I love your family!

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